Monday, April 13, 2015
Thursday, April 9, 2015
Carrying a gun
(from an email)
My old Grandpa said to me, ‘Son, there comes a time in every man’s life
when he stops bustin’ knuckles and starts bustin’ caps and *usually it’s
when he becomes too old to take an ass whoopin’.’*
I don’t carry a gun to kill people; I carry a gun to keep from being
killed.
I don’t carry a gun to scare people; I carry a gun because sometimes this
World can be a scary place.
I don’t carry a gun because I’m paranoid; I carry a gun because there are
real threats in the World.
I don’t carry a gun because I’m evil; I carry a gun because I have lived
long enough to see the evil in the World.
I don’t carry a gun because I hate the government; I carry a gun because I
understand the limitations of government.
I don’t carry a gun because I’m angry; I carry a gun so that I don’t have
to spend the rest of my life hating myself for failing to be prepared.
I don’t carry a gun because I want to shoot someone; I carry a gun because
I want to die at a ripe old age in my bed and not on a sidewalk somewhere
tomorrow afternoon.
I don’t carry a gun because I’m a cowboy; I carry a gun because, when I
die and go to Heaven, I want to be a cowboy.
I don’t carry a gun to make me feel like a man; I carry a gun because men
know how to take care of themselves and the ones they love.
I don’t carry a gun because I feel inadequate; I carry a gun because
unarmed and facing three armed thugs, I am inadequate.
I don’t carry a gun because I love it; I carry a gun because I love life
and the people who make it meaningful to me.
Police protection is an oxymoron: Free citizens must protect
themselves because
police do not protect you from crime; they just investigate the crime
after it happens and then call someone in to clean up the mess.
Saturday, March 28, 2015
Thursday, March 19, 2015
Saturday, March 7, 2015
Cut up
Kim went out for her walk Thursday evening with the dogs in tow, as usual. Squirrels, skunks and jack rabbits run for their lives, crows and buzzards are glad they can fly when these fierce dogs emerge from the porch for this daily romp around the ranch.
On this particular afternoon a large family of wild hogs decided they would take an afternoon stroll along the same path as Kim and the canine hoard. Chaos ensued, and when the mud quit flying, Gus, the wonder dog, looked like this.
The little dummy took on the whole clan, I'm sure, while the others just stood back and barked.
Kim got out unscathed by the way. Thank god, I don't know who would have cooked super.
On this particular afternoon a large family of wild hogs decided they would take an afternoon stroll along the same path as Kim and the canine hoard. Chaos ensued, and when the mud quit flying, Gus, the wonder dog, looked like this.
The little dummy took on the whole clan, I'm sure, while the others just stood back and barked.
Kim got out unscathed by the way. Thank god, I don't know who would have cooked super.
Sunday, March 1, 2015
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